Monkey Predicts PMB’s Win Ahead of 2019

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It is gradually becoming a routine for animals such as pigs and monkeys to predict the outcome of a game or popular contest and in most cases the predictions are true. This is achieved either by voodoo, special training sessions or mystic coaching however the general outcome cannot be guaranteed because it may not survive the test of time.
It would be recalled that a monkey predicted that France would win the 2018 World Cup tournament and it came to pass. They came, saw and conquered.
In a latest revelation unraveled by TheNigerian in a Special commemoration of our 2nd anniversary, a monkey has predicted the victory of President Muhammadu Buhari in the 2019 elections. Who are we to disagree? As it was in France, so shall it be in Nigeria!

The mystic monkey in a ceremonial life show sponsored by TheNigerian Team hosted in the London headquarter of the media outfit picked a picture of President Muhammadu Buhari and flung the pictures of other aspirants. It was a wild jubilation as onlookers (mostly foreigners) leapt to their feet with a thunderous applause in jubilation of President Muhammadu Buhari’s second coming.
It was a tussle between TheNigerian officials in London to retrieve the framed picture from the monkey who refused to let go of the image after the confirmation.
When animals predicts the outcome, humans should take caution because in the former, they are not bribed to give their verdicts.
We are watching!
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